{An Androgynous Antelope...} This time WITH names
fixed up a bit, if you want you could delete the other version.Policeman: “Ello ello ello, what’s goin’ on ‘ere then?”
Idiot with gun 1: “Oh, nothing, officer…”
Policeman: “What have you got, in your hand then?”
Idiot with gun 1: “Nothing”
Policeman: “Yes you ‘ave, it’s a gun…”
<BANG>
Idiot with gun 1: “No it isn’t.”
Stunned onlooker: “You just shot him…”
Idiot with gun 1: “No I didn’t.”
Stunned onlooker: “Yes you did.”
<BANG>
Idiot with gun 1: “No I didn’t.”
Idiot with gun 2 (having stolen from first idiot): “Haha, can’t shoot me-ee”
Idiot with gun 1: “Oi… Give me my gun back…”
<BANG>
Idiot with gun 2: “No.”
Man with a hat on: “Hello.”
Idiot with gun 2: “Hello?”
Man with a hat on: “That’s right, yes.”
Idiot with gun 2: “What?”
Man with a hat on: “I said: That’s right yes…”
Idiot with gun 2: “No, before that.”
Man with a hat on: “Oh, before that, I said: Hello.”
Idiot with gun 2: “Why?”
Man with a hat on: “It’s what’s come to be known as a greeting…”
Idiot with gun 2: “Oh, kind of like: Hey, oggy oggy oggy…?”
Man with a hat on: “No, kind of like: Hello…”
Idiot with gun 2: “Oh, I see.”
Man with a hat on: “Anyhoo, can you please tell me where I can find a shoe shop at this ungodly hour of the afternoon?”
Idiot with gun 2: “Why would you want a shoe shop?”
Man with a hat on: “Would you believe me if I told you I wanted to buy some shoes?”
Idiot with gun 2: “Yes.”
Man with a hat on: “Then, I want to buy some shoes…”
Idiot with gun 2: “But you have no feet…”
Man with a hat on: “… Oh, so I don’t… that explains why my socks don’t fit.”
Idiot with gun 2: “You bore me, you footless gimp.”
<BANG>
Man with a fake axe in his head: “Do you solve every problem with that gun?”
<BANG>
Idiot with gun 2: “Pretty much.”
Old man: “Hey, good sir, do you have the time?”
Idiot with gun 2: “Not to talk to you, I don’t…”
<BANG>
Upset lady: “STOP SHOOTING PEOPLE!”
<BANG>
Idiot with gun 2: “I’m afraid I can’t do that…”
Upset lady's husband: “Fine, whatever, it’s your choice…”
<BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM>
(Nuclear bomb destroys them)
Idiot with gun 2: “Let’s go home and have tea and biscuits…”
Unknown voice: “But we’ve been destroyed…”
Idiot with gun 2: “Have we?”
Unknown voice: “Yes…”
Idiot with gun 2: “Oh what a blow for us… How about coffee instead then?”
Unknown voice: “Shut up…”
Idiot with gun 2: “Yes, sir…”
| Posted by Gyldershift on March 27, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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